Oh, Mr Porter!
(1937 in film) is a Cinema of the United Kingdom comedy film starring Will Hay with Moore Marriott and Graham Moffatt and directed by Marcel Varnel. While not his most commercially successful, it is probably his best-known film to modern audiences. It is widely acclaimed as the best of Hay's work, and a classic of its time and genre.
The plot of Oh, Mr Porter
was loosely based on the Arnold Ridley play The Ghost Train (play)
. The title was taken from Oh! Mr Porter
, a music hall song.
Jimmy Perry said that the triumvirate of Captain Mainwaring, Corporal Jones and Private Pike in Dad's Army
was inspired by watching Oh, Mr Porter
William Porter (Will Hay) is an inept railway worker who – due to family connections – is given the job of stationmaster at a remote and ramshackle rural Northern Ireland railway station in the (fictitious) town of Buggleskelly, situated on the border with the then Irish Free State.
After taking the ferry from England to Northern Ireland, Porter is aghast when he discovers how isolated the station is. It is situated out in the countryside, two miles cross-country from the nearest bus stop. To make matters worse, local legend has it that the ghost of One-Eyed Joe the Miller haunts the line and, as a result, no-one will go near the station after dark.
Porter's co-workers at the station are the elderly deputy stationmaster, Harbottle (Moore Marriott), and an overweight, insolent young porter, Albert (Graham Moffatt), who make a living by stealing goods in transit and swapping railway tickets for food. They welcome Porter to his new job by regaling him with tales of the deaths and disappearances of previous stationmasters – each apparently the victim of the curse of One-Eyed Joe.
From the beginning it is obvious that the station is run very unprofessionally. Porter is woken up by a cow sticking its head through the window of the old railway carriage he is sleeping in (the cow has been lost in transit and is being milked by Harbottle), and the team's breakfast consists of bacon made from a litter of piglets which the railway are supposed to be looking after for a local farmer.
Determined to shake things up (particularly after he is forced to deal with the irate farmer when he comes to collect his pigs), Stationmaster Porter tries to renovate the station in several ways, most sensibly by painting the entire station, but also by less conventional means – including stopping the passing express and organising an excursion train to Connemara.
Porter attempts to drum up business amongst the local people in the pub by offering tickets to this excursion, but as the locals begin to argue about where the excursion should go a fight breaks out. Porter crawls to safety in the landlord's rooms next door, where he meets a one-eyed man who introduces himself as Joe and offers to buy all of the tickets for an away game that the village football team, the Buggleskelly Wednesday, are playing the following day.
But Porter is unaware that he has really agreed to transport a group of criminals who are involved in Gunrunning to the Republic of Ireland. The 'football' train leaves at six a.m. the following morning, rather than the scheduled ten a.m., at the insistence of Joe and although Porter questions some of the odd packages being loaded onto the train, he accepts Joe's claim that these are in fact goalposts for the game.
The train disappears as the smugglers divert it down a disused branch line near the border, and with everybody claiming that Porter has lost his mind (there is no such team as Buggleskelly Wednesday, and Harbottle points out that the local team wouldn't leave without him as he is their centre forward). Unfortunately this huge misunderstanding causes Porter to lose his job, since no one has seen the train. Then after his co-workers talk about a tunnel on a nearby disused branch line, Porter decides to head off to track down the errant engine (in hopes of getting his job back).
The trio find the missing train inside a derelict railway tunnel, underneath a supposedly haunted Terling Windmill. They investigate and are briefly captured by the gun runners, but escape and climb progressively higher up the windmill until eventually they are trapped at the top.
Using the windmill sails, they contrive to get down where they hatch a plan to capture the gun runners. Coupling the carriages containing the criminals and their guns to their own engine, Gladstone
, they carry them away from the border at full speed, burning everything from Harbottle's underwear to level crossing gates they smash through in order to keep up steam. To keep the criminals quiet, Albert climbs on top of the carriage and hits anyone who sticks their head out with a large shovel.
Porter writes a note explaining the situation and places it in Harbottle's empty 'medicine' bottle. When they pass a large station, he throws the bottle through the window of the stationmaster's office, alerting the authorities to their plight. The entire railway goes into action, with lines being closed and other trains re-routed so that Gladstone can finally crash into a siding where the waiting police force arrest the gun runners.
After a short-lived celebration, in which Harbottle points out that Gladstone
is ninety years old and Porter claims it is good for another ninety, the engine explodes after its hectic journey, and Porter, Harbottle and Albert lower their hats in respect.
- Will Hay as William Porter
- Moore Marriott as Jeremiah Harbottle
- Graham Moffatt as Albert Brown
- Percy Walsh as Superintendent
- Dave O'Toole as Postman
- Sebastian Smith as Mr Trimbletow
- Agnes Lauchlan as Mrs Trimbletow
- Dennis Wyndham as Grogan/One-Eyed Joe
- Frederick Piper as Ledbetter
- Frederick Lloyd as Minister
- Frank Atkinson (actor) as Irishman in bar
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Despite the majority of the film being set in Northern Ireland, none of the filming was done there; the railway station at Buggleskelly was the disused Cliddesden railway station on the Basingstoke and Alton Light Railway, which had closed to goods in 1936.</> The Terling Windmill in which Porter and his colleagues are trapped is located at Terling, Essex,</><></>
The title sequence uses scenes shot at a variety of locations on the Waterloo station to Southampton railway line, and according to John Huntley (film historian) in his book Railways on Screen
, "[t]he editor reversed his negative at one stage in preparing the title backgrounds, causing them to come out reversed on the final print".</> Variety (magazine)
magazine described the movie as "amusing, if over-long", noting that there was "<nowiki>[n]</nowiki>o love interest to mar the comedy";< name=variety></> and the cult website TV Cream listed it at number 41 in its list of cinema's Top 100 Films.
The film was parodied in the Harry Enfield Parody Documentary film Norbert Smith - a Life
, as Oh, Mr Bank Robber!
starring "Will Silly".
Category:1930s comedy films
Category:British comedy films
Category:Films directed by Marcel Varnel
Category:Gainsborough Pictures films
Category:Rail transport films